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white girl: ahaha im like ugly as a potato!!
potato: wht the fuck u say
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peacockoceanangel:

great-escaape:

nerdycouture:

keelychu:

we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” 

what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge”

like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”

sounds about right

(Source: klefable, via 3xplosionsinthesky)

(Source: ashbensos, via whatthechan)

georgetakei: Whisker off her feet.

mortychrist:

i go to ihop and order never ending pancakes. i don’t eat any. i keep telling the waitress to bring out more and more pancakes. i build a house with all the pancakes. i start a family and raise 3 beautiful children in a pancake house. 

(via queenelizabeth2)